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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

believeinhorizonsnow:

darlyarv:

leedsandlarry:

Basically:

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i dont see a difference tbh

That Champion’s League ball is a $150 ball and they’re using it in the street. That could get lost or run over, and I am pretty concerned with myself that my first thought when seeing that picture involves a concern over the ball that they’re using.

I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS PROPOSAL ASSIGNMENT FOR MY TECHNICAL COMMUNICATIONS CLASS BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE AN EASY A BUT THEN I GOT A 78 ON MY RESUME AND EXCUSE YOU, BITCH PROFESSOR, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT RESUME HAS RESULTED IN A JOB OFFER ALL BUT ONE TIME IN MY LIFE SO CLEARLY I AM DOING SOMETHING RIGHT YOU WHORE.

quititcarolyn: *cries from laughter*

quititcarolyn:

*cries from laughter*

(Source: jhermann)

tears.

tears.

voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award”

(Source: sterek)

noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

“Have you ever seen a team win a game and have a huddle after the game and go run around screaming in the tunnel and stuff like that? I haven’t. Obviously they feel they’ve accomplished something great.” - Bobby Boswell (x)

“Have you ever seen a team win a game and have a huddle after the game and go run around screaming in the tunnel and stuff like that? I haven’t. Obviously they feel they’ve accomplished something great.” - Bobby Boswell (x)

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.