heh heh heh
Sometimes I see people’s pictures with famous soccer players and I trololololol at them because they are such dorks and then I remembered that one time when I thought Tyler was going to give me a jersey and just thinking about it made me cry and I was like I AM WORSE THAN ANYONE ELSE EVER.
People talk to me about the Union and I’m just like I MUST NOT GLOAT THAT WOULD BE IN BAD FORM. but… Sorry for partying.
My sister and @mndyy are going all out for this...
It is cute. If you’re not going you’re missin out. Also - super stoked to see Haley and Ivannah tomorrow!! Also, my mom agreed to me putting on the Dynamo game, because you know, priorities.
I discovered last night
That my second dress doesn’t fit anymore. I have no clue if my big dress still fits, I didn’t try it on. My second dress was big even, when it came in. And now it won’t zip. So much fail. SO much fail. I am a failure of epic proportions I do not deserve to live with normal people I should to into hiding in a camp for fat hermits.
My college life just increased from 3 hours to 12...
and okay taking 12 hours all online is really confusing. My Government professor and speech professor have been super descriptive and helpful at explaining how exactly to complete and turn in assignments. My History professor has made the class super simple and it literally is just reading then quiz, reading, then quiz, exam, etc. My English professor IS A DUMB BITCH WHO I SWEAR TO GOD...
I filmed the Stu book hand off and I have to edit it together because there are some random moments of us just waiting around while fangirls fan and I’m editing it now, but I won’t be able to upload it until I get home from work at 5:30 so set a timer or count down clock or something because there are some grade a moments you won’t want to miss ft. Tally’s baby girl and Stu...
awkward times at Dynamo High
Last night I didn’t notice Corey standing right next to me because he’s below eye level and also he blended in and I saw Geoff from afar and started yelling JOFF JOFF JOFF JOFF JOFF and now he thinks I am a crazy lady. And then when I was taking a picture with Stu we were having technical camera difficulties and I knew we had to be fast and so I was like HERE JUST USE MY PHONE and...
now I aint sayin she a golddigger
Okay I have two showers coming up and all I really hope I come out of them with is good food, and good pictures with all of my bitched but if I HAD to get material things… all I want is a toaster, spatulas, measuring cups, bakeware, and one of these. ….but mostly the kitchen stuff do you know how weird it is to eat a bagel with cream cheese when it’s not toasted?
I wish that I had....money
I would very much like to buy sweaters and pants and things like that, but alas I am poor.
No one defending Chabala after the Cruz hit. “It was disappointing,” Chabala said. “If it had happened to somebody else on my team, I’m getting in somebody’s face. Regardless whether it’s (a teammate) I’ve known for two weeks or two years…I would’ve been right there in the middle of it sticking my face in somebody else’s face.” Maybe...
Something I don't understand:
Why people call the Eastern Conference the “weak” conference. I disagree. To me, it looks like all of the teams in the conference fight for points, while you look at the West and you see only 3 or 4 powerhouses. In the East, anyone could beat you out of your playoff position, because they’re all so evenly matched. I think that every team in the East is a powerhouse.
oh hai maaaaaaaaaaahhhkkkk
I need a picture for this shit. I will probably take one this weekend. It will be with David Beckham. All will be right in the world. In other news, this is clearly now officially a Tyler Deric blog.