the internet is boring and tumblr is broken
I guess I’ll do math.
Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult are dating. I approve of this relationship. As you were.
reasons tonight rules: I filed our tax return and we are getting a lot of money and by a lot of money I mean the exact amount we needed to pay off honeymoon credit cards people on tumblr are making appreciation posts for josh hutcherson’s butt my totally bullshitted discussion post got like 5 responses and everyone is praising me like I am Zeus and thinks that I am some kind of genius...
It probably makes me a bad person (only not really cause they’re not even real people) that every time someone is like “idk man if Gale died I can’t say I would even care. It’s whatever” I die laughing because it is funny to me that so many people lack any emotion about his existence .
That picture of Gimmer and Cato kissing totally threw off the whole idea of Cato and Clove in my mind. Like now I don’t even get it. What did you do Ludwig?? You suck.
I am about to do something that I never thought I would do: write a feminist argument in support of my main thesis. Mostly though because I didn’t read the text and so I just guessed at what the best answer would be and now people are calling me out so I have to expand and be all “no no no, you don’t understand, even though the women are “good”, the whole premise...
my head hurts and I want to buy divergent but I don’t think I have $10 (depressing) and so I guess I’ll read Game of Thrones (but will probably just reread the hunger games instead) which I should probably do anyways just because it was the first book I bought on my kindle and I was so stoked to get it, but such a large novel intimidates me.
can I point out that clearly all of the names in the hunger games have meaning for who they are, right? at least the district 12 ones. i.e. katniss like the katniss roots like she lives of the land that’s who she is “as long as you can find yourself you won’t starve” get it get it as long as she’s true to herself she’ll survive. Peeta like Pita like bread cause...
STILL waiting in the doctors office. sheesh.
My Anthropology professor is named Dr. Tortorice. forever picturing.
heythereivannah replied to your post: things I don’t feel like doing anymore: analyzing… the sirens are bitches who want to own odysseus. other dudes wanna put it in penelope so odysseus comes back and fucks dudes up. the end. I have a very stong urge to just copy & paste this as my thread on the discussion boards. A++++++
things I don’t feel like doing anymore: analyzing the odyssey.
Things I managed to do for two hours before finally finishing my gender roles homework: Play Temple Run Watch Kourtney & Kim Take New York (and decide that scott is seriously the funniest human) Play with my cat BUT THEN when I finally did my homework on the discussion boards, I found that no one was being pretentious about their opinion which I was super stoked about because tbh I...
things I don't feel like doing right now:
fucking gender roles homework. this sociology class has no idea what’s about to happen on these discussion boards. it will be a massacre.
heythereivannah replied to your post: only haley and ivannah will understand OH MY GOD, MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP. are you going tomorrrrroooowwwww?? it’s just v. the academy but I think all the trialists are playing. also if I see Canetti, so help me….
thehungergames-quotes: Josh hutcherson’s interview on the hunger games!
only haley and ivannah will understand
I was talking to Mandy about pre-season tomorrow and I was asking where HASP is and I was like “is it past the rob?” and as soon as I typed “the rob” I almost cried I GET SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT SOCCER
I am having the gnarliest period. so many cramps SO MANY CRAMPS. and I was so angry. Then I was like but hey at least I’m not pregnant.
I wonder what would happen if instead of reading the odyssey I read the hunger games and just answered all of my world lit discussion questions with answers pertaining to peeta. is that a thing?
I had this horrible dream last night that Josh Hutcherson died. No I’m not even kidding and I was like wandering around and crying and then his mom gave me his dog and then I found out he died because of aliens and it was all just really bizarre.
The Reaping from Peetas POV
peetasfakeleg: FUCK. katniss has been reaped. she looks hot though unf unf the things i’d do to her i swear if i were alone with her i’d- SHIT DID THEY JUST SAY MY NAME THEY JUST SAID MY NAME
we found bread in a toastless place
Things I don't want to do today:
Drive an hour away to east jesus no where to attend a homeowners meeting where people will inevitably bitch at me over things that I can’t do anything about.
How I react when someone contradicts the things I...
“You made a lot of good points however I think that the story was more about…”
I wish that I never had to go to another homeowners association meeting again in my entire lifetime. People complain to me about things that they’re not even paying for me to do. Trash pick up? Not my problem. Noise complaints? Not my problem. Neighbor is mean? Not my problem. Water service? Not my problem. Street light repairs? Still, not really my problem. Go away.
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I am posting from my kindle. Let me go ahead and say that the droid operating app is hella better than the iphone/ipad app. Huh who would have thought.
ugh commenting on Danny’s status was such a mistake. TOO MANY NOTIFICATIONS.
WE TRADED DANNY FOR LESS THAN $75K? JESUS GOD I CAN NOT GO ON LIVING THIS IS SUCH A TRAVESTY. I AM DEATH JUST CAN’T SENTENCES WORDS NO SOMUCHANGER
People I will never get over that rat bastard Dominic Kinnear snatching away from my beautiful team: Lovel, Chingy, and Danny. THE MAN HAS GONE OFF HIS ROCKER OKAY THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I HAVE SO MUCH RAGE INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW.
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS PARTIAL ALLOCATION MONEY. I BET I COULD AFFORD ALLOCATION MONEY. HEY DOM IF I FIND SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR DICK AND GIVE YOU $12 CAN YOU PLEASE GOD STOP GETTING RID OF EVERYONE WHO IS WORTH A DAMN THING IA JSD;LFJ I CAN’T L;KSDJF YOU ARE SUCH KSJDFL;SDKFJ WHAT ARE WORDS WHAT IS LIVING I AM S;LDFJKALS;DFKJAGHQEO349RTU8Y14892R] PW ;v,
I am going to cry forever and drown in a river of my tears that will cause such a massive flood that future generations will remember it as the great flood of 2012 and someone will have to assemble all the animals except the asshole animals to save nature and the human race because of the massive fucking flood that will be the by product of all of my tears.
WE. TRADED. DANNY. TO. DCU.
LET ME CRY ALONE IN A DARK CORNER FOR THE WEEKEND OR YOU KNOW THE REST OF MY LIFE OR WHATEVER
There is a guy walking around on stilts in the office across from us…..
Amazon just suggested that I add an item to my baby registry. I AM OFFENCE.
I just wrote a 668 word discussion post for my World Lit class because last semester my under participation in the discussion boards kind of fucked me over. After I posted it I went to look at everyone else’s discussion posts. They’re all like 150 - 200 words. I’m gonna be THAT guy.
I’m gonna go ahead and put out there that it makes me happy that in the fictional landscape of panem as described in the books, Finnick would be from the Texas/Louisiana area. This is clearly why he’s so very very cool.
It has just been brought to my attention that Dave Franco is Perry in the Warm Bodies movie. If anyone has actually read this book - how do you think they’re going to do the inner monologue thing? Like I know he’ll have to be seen in the dreams and the visions, but when Perry and R are having a conversation - or more accurate - Perry is talking to R, do you think they’ll show a...
A book I highly recommend:
Warm Bodies. I thought the plot line was stupid until I actually read the book. The author does an amazing job at creating a whole new “type” of zombie that actually makes a lot of sense and this book is just really good okay. Read it.