February 2012
197 posts
the internet is boring and tumblr is broken
I guess I’ll do math.
Feb 1st
Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult are dating. I approve of this relationship. As you were.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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reasons tonight rules: I filed our tax return and we are getting a lot of money and by a lot of money I mean the exact amount we needed to pay off honeymoon credit cards people on tumblr are making appreciation posts for josh hutcherson’s butt my totally bullshitted discussion post got like 5 responses and everyone is praising me like I am Zeus and thinks that I am some kind of genius...
Feb 1st
January 2012
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It probably makes me a bad person (only not really cause they’re not even real people) that every time someone is like “idk man if Gale died I can’t say I would even care. It’s whatever” I die laughing because it is funny to me that so many people lack any emotion about his existence .
Jan 31st
That picture of Gimmer and Cato kissing totally threw off the whole idea of Cato and Clove in my mind. Like now I don’t even get it. What did you do Ludwig?? You suck.
Jan 31st
I am about to do something that I never thought I would do: write a feminist argument in support of my main thesis. Mostly though because I didn’t read the text and so I just guessed at what the best answer would be and now people are calling me out so I have to expand and be all “no no no, you don’t understand, even though the women are “good”, the whole premise...
Jan 31st
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my head hurts and I want to buy divergent but I don’t think I have $10 (depressing) and so I guess I’ll read Game of Thrones (but will probably just reread the hunger games instead) which I should probably do anyways just because it was the first book I bought on my kindle and I was so stoked to get it, but such a large novel intimidates me.
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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can I point out that clearly all of the names in the hunger games have meaning for who they are, right? at least the district 12 ones. i.e. katniss like the katniss roots like she lives of the land that’s who she is “as long as you can find yourself you won’t starve” get it get it as long as she’s true to herself she’ll survive. Peeta like Pita like bread cause...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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STILL waiting in the doctors office. sheesh.
Jan 30th
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My Anthropology professor is named Dr. Tortorice. forever picturing.
Jan 30th
heythereivannah replied to your post: things I don’t feel like doing anymore: analyzing… the sirens are bitches who want to own odysseus. other dudes wanna put it in penelope so odysseus comes back and fucks dudes up. the end.  I have a very stong urge to just copy & paste this as my thread on the discussion boards. A++++++ 
Jan 30th
things I don’t feel like doing anymore: analyzing the odyssey.
Jan 30th
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Things I managed to do for two hours before finally finishing my gender roles homework: Play Temple Run Watch Kourtney & Kim Take New York (and decide that scott is seriously the funniest human) Play with my cat BUT THEN when I finally did my homework on the discussion boards, I found that no one was being pretentious about their opinion which I was super stoked about because tbh I...
Jan 29th
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things I don't feel like doing right now:
fucking gender roles homework. this sociology class has no idea what’s about to happen on these discussion boards. it will be a massacre. 
Jan 28th
heythereivannah replied to your post: only haley and ivannah will understand OH MY GOD, MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP. are you going tomorrrrroooowwwww?? it’s just v. the academy but I think all the trialists are playing. also if I see Canetti, so help me….
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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WatchWatch
thehungergames-quotes: Josh hutcherson’s interview on the hunger games!
Jan 27th
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only haley and ivannah will understand
I was talking to Mandy about pre-season tomorrow and I was asking where HASP is and I was like “is it past the rob?” and as soon as I typed “the rob” I almost cried I GET SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT SOCCER
Jan 27th
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tmi everyday
I am having the gnarliest period. so many cramps SO MANY CRAMPS. and I was so angry. Then I was like but hey at least I’m not pregnant.
Jan 27th
I wonder what would happen if instead of reading the odyssey I read the hunger games and just answered all of my world lit discussion questions with answers pertaining to peeta. is that a thing?
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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I had this horrible dream last night that Josh Hutcherson died. No I’m not even kidding and I was like wandering around and crying and then his mom gave me his dog and then I found out he died because of aliens and it was all just really bizarre.
Jan 27th
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The Reaping from Peetas POV
peetasfakeleg: FUCK. katniss has been reaped. she looks hot though unf unf the things i’d do to her i swear if i were alone with her i’d- SHIT DID THEY JUST SAY MY NAME THEY JUST SAID MY NAME
Jan 26th
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we found bread in a toastless place
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Things I don't want to do today:
Drive an hour away to east jesus no where to attend a homeowners meeting where people will inevitably bitch at me over things that I can’t do anything about.
Jan 25th
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How I react when someone contradicts the things I...
“You made a lot of good points however I think that the story was more about…”
Jan 24th
I wish that I never had to go to another homeowners association meeting again in my entire lifetime. People complain to me about things that they’re not even paying for me to do. Trash pick up? Not my problem. Noise complaints? Not my problem. Neighbor is mean? Not my problem. Water service? Not my problem. Street light repairs? Still, not really my problem. Go away.
Jan 24th
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See Effie's Style In Action
thecapitolcouture: SEE EFFIE’S STYLE IN ACTION From head to stylish toe, Effie is an expert at mixing party-perfect with on-the-job chic.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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I am posting from my kindle. Let me go ahead and say that the droid operating app is hella better than the iphone/ipad app. Huh who would have thought.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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ugh commenting on Danny’s status was such a mistake. TOO MANY NOTIFICATIONS. 
Jan 20th
WE TRADED DANNY FOR LESS THAN $75K? JESUS GOD I CAN NOT GO ON LIVING THIS IS SUCH A TRAVESTY. I  AM DEATH JUST CAN’T SENTENCES WORDS NO SOMUCHANGER
Jan 20th
People I will never get over that rat bastard Dominic Kinnear snatching away from my beautiful team: Lovel, Chingy, and Danny. THE MAN HAS GONE OFF HIS ROCKER OKAY THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I HAVE SO MUCH RAGE INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW.
Jan 20th
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS PARTIAL ALLOCATION MONEY. I BET I COULD AFFORD ALLOCATION MONEY. HEY DOM IF I FIND SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR DICK AND GIVE YOU $12 CAN YOU PLEASE GOD STOP GETTING RID OF EVERYONE WHO IS WORTH A DAMN THING IA JSD;LFJ I CAN’T L;KSDJF YOU ARE SUCH KSJDFL;SDKFJ  WHAT ARE WORDS  WHAT IS LIVING I AM S;LDFJKALS;DFKJAGHQEO349RTU8Y14892R] PW ;v,
Jan 20th
I am going to cry forever and drown in a river of my tears that will cause such a massive flood that future generations will remember it as the great flood of 2012 and someone will have to assemble all the animals except the asshole animals to save nature and the human race because of the massive fucking flood that will be the by product of all of my tears.
Jan 20th
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WE. TRADED. DANNY. TO. DCU.
LET ME CRY ALONE IN A DARK CORNER FOR THE WEEKEND OR YOU KNOW THE REST OF MY LIFE OR WHATEVER
Jan 20th
There is a guy walking around on stilts in the office across from us…..
Jan 20th
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Amazon just suggested that I add an item to my baby registry. I AM OFFENCE.
Jan 20th
I just wrote a 668 word discussion post for my World Lit class because last semester my under participation in the discussion boards kind of fucked me over. After I posted it I went to look at everyone else’s discussion posts. They’re all like 150 - 200 words. I’m gonna be THAT guy.
Jan 20th
I’m gonna go ahead and put out there that it makes me happy that in the fictional landscape of panem as described in the books, Finnick would be from the Texas/Louisiana area. This is clearly why he’s so very very cool.
Jan 20th
It has just been brought to my attention that Dave Franco is Perry in the Warm Bodies movie. If anyone has actually read this book - how do you think they’re going to do the inner monologue thing? Like I know he’ll have to be seen in the dreams and the visions, but when Perry and R are having a conversation - or more accurate - Perry is talking to R, do you think they’ll show a...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
A book I highly recommend:
Warm Bodies. I thought the plot line was stupid until I actually read the book. The author does an amazing job at creating a whole new “type” of zombie that actually makes a lot of sense and this book is just really good okay. Read it.
Jan 20th