I just want everyone to know that I am at the W in Dallas, and despite the crowd of girls downstairs, I am damn near positive One Direction are not here.
Here’s the thing, downstairs girls, don’t be dicks and act like assholes and annoy the hotel guests who are actually paying to stay here and the staff wouldn’t be rude to you.
Also don’t glare at us when we walk in and out of the hotel. They’re not here. We’re not in Dallas for them (albeit it would be exciting to see them,) we put together an interview and spent an appalling amount of time in Frisco watching fanboys attempt to breach the Chivas USA buffet and we now just want to relax in the fancy hotel we booked. If we saw them we would come down and tell you.
They are not here.
I heard a rumor Olly is at the Palomar. Not sure if Josh, Sandy, Jon and the entourage are there too. Apparently the boys are staying at a different hotel than Olly. I heard it’s the Fairmont. That may or may not be true. They’re for sure not at the Magnolia either. Either way it’s not the W sooooooooo.
1. I don’t believe for one single second that Niall is a virgin. More importantly though, I don’t understand at all why it matters to anyone? Please explain.
2. Sometimes I see gifs of Harry from XFactor days and he was such a little baby and when did he suddenly grow up and get an adult face/body? He’s like a real human now.
3. Why does Louis not wear his glasses at all times? He looks WONDERFUL in them. I don’t get it. What a fool.